This morning I slept in again. When I woke I ran a brush through my hair, grabbed my Iowa Chicks Knitting t-shirt and a pair of old jeans and put them on, and rushed out the door.
Well, not before tossing a piece of lasagna into a tupperware and grabbing a fork. I made a pan of lasagna for dinner last night and there’s not much better for a morning commute snack than pasta.
I’m babbling. The point is, I hurried. Too much to look at my ass in a mirror before leaving.
Walking into the data center (I’m at work today because Buzz is on vay-cay) I saw my reflection in the glass door and thought, ‘Huh. So that’s why people in their late 30’s look like dorks. They’re old enough to own clothes that are ten years old and still fit.’
I’m wearing Levi’s low-slung relaxed fit wide leg jeans, and I’m lucky I live in Iowa where no one will (a) see me or (b) care how much a big dork I am.
I want a pair of old-style 501’s that fit. Is there such a thing? Looking at my jeans this morning I noticed that while they’re all Levi’s, they’re all completely different styles.
I hate jeans. Especially women’s jeans. This is why I wear skirts, like, all the time.
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I hate jeans too. I rarely wear them. I have a couple of pairs that aren’t too bad – GAP boy fit boot cuts and dressier denim twill straight legs from Banana Rep. – but I’d much rather wear cords or cotton twills in pretty colors.
Jeans are so over. Lol.
You should come south and see how the big-dicked Tennessee boys wear their jeans. Yeehaw!
I love jeans! My favorites are levi’s straight-leg, one 505, one 550 and one 555. All roughly 8 years old and nicely baggy when they fit. However, none of them will fit me until sometime next spring (I hope) – this makes me sad. S. A. D. Sad.
Now all I’ve got that FITS in the jeans dept is one pair of maternity pants with and elastic-y cotton & drawstring waist. …
With NO POCKETS.
How can they even -make- jeans with no pockets? It’s so. so. …dorky.
I miss coffee too.
I thought I passed a chick wearing jeans in the hall today. My mind could not process it. “Who WAS that hot chick in jeans, damnit!?!? It couldn’t have been Mush…she doesn’t WEAR jeans…”