Ten cute things about my beloved:

1. If he hasn’t seen me in more than, say, twenty minutes, he greets me by yelling, “Mmmmmushlette!”
2. He almost always helps me put the groceries away.
3. He likes to cuddle.
4. I get more fantastic, awesome foreplay in a month than all the rest of you bitches get in a year. (Smirk.)
5. He fixes my car. (Sometimes.)
6. He giggles. Is there anything cuter than a grown man who giggles?
7. He often hands me his entire paycheck in cash. It’s nice to be trusted, innit? (Of course, he usually asks for a bunch of it back later, but that’s another post.)
8. His predictions about human behavior are so right on as to make me suspect he’s psychic. If he claims to dislike someone, they invariably do something indescribably horrid within the year.
9. He lets me hang out with ex-boyfriends and/or stay out all night, and he never gets jealous or bossy or weird. (In other words, his trust is complete.)
10. He’s covered in freckles. I adore freckles, since I don’t have any.

While I could go on for hours about the things he does that drive me totally apeshit (and I have), overall he’s a fantastic man and a great husband.

Plus he married me, which no one else was willing to do considering what a total spas I can be. Snort!
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