Health
I feel better. I’m still stuffed up, though, and woke up with a bitch of a headache. And I’ve been having several panic attacks a day for about five days too, so that fucking sucks rocks.
Pudge
But the weather’s nice and I’m browning up nicely. Why is it that pudge looks so much healthier and more attractive when it’s tanned?
My motto: If you’re gonna be fat, you might as well be tan.
Legal
The hospital has agreed to waive my e-room bill in exchange for my never mentioning them on my blog again, removing all past mentions, clearing cached content from Google, and agreeing not to sue them for malpractice.
They capitulated so rapidly that Brett thinks I probably had a viable malpractice suit. His eyes actually lit up just thinking about it. He almost told me not to sign the agreement. Lucky for them, I’m not the suing type.
Avarice
I want a new cell phone. I want a new Pocket PC. I want a new iPod with a bigger drive. I want a full-body deep tissue massage. And I want my fucking house remodelled.
Pics
Speaking of our house, here’s an exterior tour. I took these pictures the day before yesterday.
God, I love our property. When our house stops being such a dismal piece of shit it will be SO AWESOME! I spend a lot of time sitting on our incomplete porch ’cause it’s the nicest place there is.
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Nice photos Mush. It’s nice now, and it has a ton of potential. I love my old house too, but every now and again I’m envious of those with new ones, but then what do they do with their time and money?
LOL! No kidding. My house is a freaking disaster. Many, many years ago it was moved onto its current foundation, and the owners always intended to move upstairs… but they didn’t. So the damp, leaky, funky basement is where the kitchen and living room are. We’re going to finish the job and move everything upstairs, and turn the 4-bedroom second story into a main floor, and the attic into a master bedroom. It’s going to take forEVer. *sigh*
Glad you’re feeling better.
Nice pictures.
I think you oughtta squeeze a little cash outa that(name removed) hospital!
Love the way the porch is shaping up! You are living the American dream, lady. Great photos. And are congratulations in order for having *They Who Must Not Be Named* drop your bill? In any case, glad you’re feeling better.
Uh…anyone else see the washing machine in the yard? LOL
I see those pics and I think spiders and bugs and splinters. Gawd, I’m such a priss. You can invite me over when it’s all done. LOL
Sounds like next time you better marry for money rather than love! That’s what I tell my husband when I get out my list of wants. (He just laughs ‘cuz he knows I’m a dork!)
So glad you’re feeling better! 🙂
How’s that asparagus coming???
Oh, I SO want some of that asparagus!