In which…eh. Blah blah blah.

I’ve lost two pounds. I’m doing really well on the diet. In other news, self-discipline is not, as much as I wish I could report otherwise, really its own reward. I want to eat an entire wedge of brie RIGHT THE FUCK NOW.

I received my new fuzzy-lined Crocs yesterday. (Thanks, mom!) They have a tiny red spaceship on them, for which I paid an extra two bucks and which was totally worth it. They are fugly and comfy and I adore them.

I got my nails done the other day. They’re too long. Way too long; I can barely type. But they look fuckin’ cool because they’re sparkly! RAINB0W SP4RKL3 PONIEZZZ!!!

The good news about school: I received a letter congratulating me for making the President’s list. (I think that means I pulled straight A’s last term.) Yay! The bad news: none of my stupid expensive MIU credits transferred, so I have to take four 100-level classes to earn my certificate. Which would mean summer classes, except my UI will run out in June. So at the end of this one-year program, I won’t earn a certificate. Which sucks.

I love emusic.com very much, but everything I download from them is tagged “reggae.” None of it is reggae. It’s raga. Weirdo Brits, anyway.

The gigs I’ve been doing lately are the stupid kind, where the band gets a percentage of the till and you’re lucky if you get fifty bucks out of the deal. Naturally, this obscurity means that the voice is doing virtually everything I ask of it, for absolutely no good reason. It’s not like I’m practicing or warming up or anything!

It appears that some of the hot new design kids on the web don’t like multiple inline hyperlinks because it offends their sense of context. Heh. How soon we forget what HTTP means! It’s a totally different Internet these days; all app-based, and with a new sensibility shared by people who have had cell phones with data plans since they were nine years old. It’ll be interesting to see what they do with it.

Um. I’m starving. Please excuse me while I go suck down a sensible, balanced, 400-calorie meal in under 45 seconds.