In which there’s a box in my box! Yesterday on my lunch break I went to the post office to check my post office box, and there was a ticket that said, ‘Parcel too large for box.’ Yay! I stood in line and the hawt red-headed postal guy took the ticket and in return gave […]
In which it’s probably true that McDonald’s isn’t so good for you. On more than one level. There’s a story about a monk who suddenly and inexplicably becomes obsessed with the news. It turns out that the servant who prepares his food does so while reading the paper, and the subtle vibes in the food […]
In which I address the Universe at large. Dear Universe, I’m ready to do something else now, pleez. This past year has been wonderfully safe and nurturing, and I really needed it. But now I’m ready to have a job that uses my brain, and a living situation over which I have a little control. […]
In which I go on and on about crap like WP plugins and widgets and CSS. I have made this new template work! Yay! In more than one browser, even! YAY ME! It turns out that IE gets pissed if the math doesn’t work in one’s CSS; in other words, if your container is 800 […]
In which my mom is better than your mom, because your mom didn’t send me TWO BOXES OF BOOKS. When I got home from work tonight, I was greeted by the glorious sight of two boxes of books on the porch. My mom sent me TWO BOXES OF BOOKS. Hell to the yeah, bitches! There’s […]
In which I know what I need! I know what I need! I was over at Copperred’s this morning and he’d posted about watching Pinky and the Brain and suddenly I realized… that’s what I need! Some Pinky! Some Brain! Hell yeah! Therefore, someone (ideally someone with more cash than sense) should rush immediately over […]
In which Internet friends are just as good as meatspace friends! Seriously! Dude. Yesterday I had class until 4:30, then Bread picked me up and we went out to the farm. We made dinner together, with chicken from his mom’s freezer and veggies from AmmZon’s garden. Basically, everything save the tomato and the garbanzo beans […]
On second thought, maybe I want this instead for my birthday: a 5th gen 20GB iPod, for only $270. Yesterday I was thinking I wanted to buy Tahmi’s old 3rd gen 15Gb iPod, and then I started surfing eBay to see what it was worth, and then I saw all the newer ones, and then… […]
IwantIwantIwantIwantIwantIwantIwantIwantIwantIwant I want I want the Apple iPod nano now. It’s small. It’s cute. It’s color. It’s sooo cute I can barely stand myself. If only the drive were bigger.
