First of all, I feel pretty much normal today. (Go figure.) Which is why I feel free to dump the insanity of this post upon y’all. Behold! I have a secret! And my secret is: Hall & Oates. I am totally not kidding. OH MY GOD, I was so into Hall & Oates when I […]
Yesterday was Hell Day. Hell Day is what we call the day every year when we go last-minute Christmas shopping at the Hell Mall (aka the Coral Ridge Mall, Coralville IA) to spend hours trying to find parking places and rubbing elbows with a million zoned-out Coneheads and getting testy with each other. Snort! Mr. […]
Morning people are the dominant bio-type, and they set the attitudinal tone of the entire culture. They’ve decided that morning is the best time of the day, and that people who are not naturally bright-eyed and bushy-tailed at the very ass crack of dawn are in some way lazy and unfocussed. Well, screw that. Morning […]
Tahmi & Jason got a new bed, so they offered us their old one. Never being ones to avoid an amusing bout of moving random shit across town in a truck, we accepted. Their old bed is, believe it or not, a king sized Sleep Number 5000! It may be made primarily out of foam […]
KHOE played an entire side of an old Carpenter’s album this morning. It was the one with “sharin’ horizons that are new to us / workin’ together day to day… TOGETHER,” whatever that song was called. Anyway. I’ve never listened to this album before, and what kept me from changing the station was my sick […]
It’s five thirty and it’s pitch black outside. Fuck this. I loathe and despise DST. I always have. I always will. It’s the stupidest fucking thing in the world. FARMERS DRIVE TRACTORS WITH HEADLIGHTS ON THEM!!! AND THEY TEND TO DO IT IN THE MIDDLE OF THE GODDAMNED NIGHT!! THERE’S NO REASON TO FUCK UP […]
I got up at nine this morning. No, wait. That’s not true. Let me back up. … Brett woke me up at 4:30 or 5:00 this morning and was weird and passive-aggressive (it’s hard to explain, but when you’re with someone this long you can tell the intent behind the way they cross your ankle […]
This is a picture I took in the cab of Joe’s truck as we drove to Rutledge recently: I didn’t know until today, when I downloaded the image off of my digital camera, that my DH had stuck his tongue out! Silly stinker. He’s really and truly the cutest thing in the world.
I can go for months and never wear a pair of jeans. I usually wear skirts, and if needed I put a pair of pants on underneath them – usually pajama bottoms or something along similar soft, drapey, drawstringed lines. Today I’m wearing a pair of jeans I found in my room this morning. I […]
The Blues & Brews fest was awesome and I totally loved it. (I bought a cute hippy bag with Ganesh on it, and Brett got a leather outback-style hat.) I’ve even posted Telluride pictures already. Brett and I want to go back every year. Seriously! Instead of driving directly from Telluride back to Ron’s, we […]
