…to me! And my beloved! Apparently we’ve been married – what, four, five years now? (I think we got married in 2001, so that would be four years. I know it sounds pretentious to not remember what year a girl was married, but I seriously don’t. I’d look it up on our marriage license, but […]
I blew off Gita class last night, went to the store after work for about $9 worth of sundries, and drove home. I made pasta and salad for dinner, and my redheaded man came home in a MUCH better mood. (As a matter of fact, he even got laid. Lucky boy.) I told him he […]
My husband was in a really grumpy mood last night. I mean really grumpy. So grumpy, in fact, that I don’t believe we said a single word to each other for the three hours before bed. Ah, life with a redhead! I was napping when he got home from work, because I was having some […]
Brett seems convinced that we’ve never before done what we did last night, which was go to bed for the purpose of Doing It, and then not Do It. It’s not that we didn’t do anything, it’s just that we never got around to Doing It. Am I making myself clear? WE GOT DISTRACTED. ALONG […]
Right now I’m sitting at the computer catching up on my blogroll, and obsessively refreshing a hot tub forum page to see if anyone’s responded to my query about our new hot tub. Yes, I said “new hot tub.” My adorable-but-totally-redneck husband went out and bought a spa that hasn’t worked in a couple years […]
Last night I left work and drove home listening to stuff from my iPod via my new iTrip FM transmitter, which is groovy but doesn’t sound half as good as XM radio. When I got home I was exhausted. The flu isn’t entirely over yet, I guess. I nuked a frozen burrito, ate it, had […]
Since I was blogless at the time, you haven’t read about how my beloved loaded the Jeep onto a trailer barely able to support its weight and ferried it to Haney’s in Libertyville one fine day. I’ve been without a vehicle for two weeks, but I got the Jeep back today, with the hole in […]
Friday, the biggest party night of the year, we did nothing. Brett fell asleep on the couch ’round eight; I read and listened to my iPod and wandered around the house amusing myself and probably fell asleep sometime after midnight. I really don’t recall. Saturday, with the PlayStation on the fritz and his paycheck burning […]
Yesterday was Hell Day. Hell Day is what we call the day every year when we go last-minute Christmas shopping at the Hell Mall (aka the Coral Ridge Mall, Coralville IA) to spend hours trying to find parking places and rubbing elbows with a million zoned-out Coneheads and getting testy with each other. Snort! Mr. […]
Tahmi & Jason got a new bed, so they offered us their old one. Never being ones to avoid an amusing bout of moving random shit across town in a truck, we accepted. Their old bed is, believe it or not, a king sized Sleep Number 5000! It may be made primarily out of foam […]
