In which I finally get around to it. Sort of. Last summer I started writing a post about seeing Amma, my guru, and I promised to finish it and publish it. I never did. I think I still have a draft saved, but it’s one of those things that must be written immediately – before […]
In which my old girl from high school sent me this file for no apparent reason whatsoever! That’s me! On the right! In the sweater! Wearing the glasses! CAN YOU STAND IT?!??!?! *roflmao*
In which you already know way too much about it anyway, so this is my last post on the topic, I swear to God! Tuesday morning I went to see my doctor for a post-op follow-up visit. He told me I could resume normal activities (which I interpreted to mean I could resume drinking cocktails). […]
In which I’m a geek with NEW CLOTHES! Yesterday I went to my aunt & uncle’s to fix their network. They have cable DSL with a wireless modem. Basically all I did was run a couple of speed tests, call Charter and get their speed turned up to what they’re actually paying for, and change […]
In which I tell you all about it! The alarm went off at ten of five. I got up, grabbed the clothes I’d laid out the night before, and went to take a shower. I took an antibiotic on my way through the kitchen. Gramma drove me over to the hospital. I found Admitting, checked […]
In which I check in. Apparently, making it to 39 without having ever been under makes me a statistical anomaly. Okay, I’m fine with that. I’m also greatly comforted by all your stories of not dying under anesthetic; thank you, guys. My surgery prep sheet instructed me to take a laxative today. (Gah!) I had […]
In which suddenly I’m taking half the week off from work. This morning I had a follow-up consultation with my doctor at 8:30. My surgery is scheduled for the day after tomorrow! Ack! I can’t eat anything after five on Tuesday, nor drink anything after midnight. I report to the hospital at six o’clock in […]
In which I’d forgotten I’m a second-class citizen. Today I went to a local bank and tried to open a checking account. I was denied (thanks, TeleCheck) because the many bills from my marriage haven’t been paid and they’re all in my name. I never did deal with my financial issues… mainly because I haven’t […]
In which this totally cracks me up! Sometimes I go to I Can Haz Cheeseburger and laugh my arse off at stuff like this: …and this: I mean, OMFG, do you see that cute bold bunneh stealin’ that cookeh? PEOPLE, HAVE YOU EVER SEEN ANYTHING MORE LIKELY TO INDUCE ADULT ONSET DIABETES?! I DON’T THINK […]
In which there’s another riveting post about my damned uterus! (Can I generate content, or can I generate content!) (Wait. Don’t answer that; I’ll probably cry.) I had to call the clinic this morning to get my biopsy results, even though they promised they’d call me by Tuesday afternoon. The biopsy shows I have a […]
