In which I can stay up all night if I want to, because I have nothing to do during the day. Yesterday I watched TV and ate a burrito. That was my entire contribution to the world. Srsly. Last night I left the house at 8 o’clock, picked up the Wolf, and went to Barnaby’s […]
In which there’s more about my attempt to earn the Lazy Girl Of The World crown! This is a list of things I have NOT accomplished as of right this very minute: laundry visiting the WorkSource office playing guitar building a new template for this site contacting Washington eCycle taking the old clothes to charity […]
In which there are germs. I have a rotten chest cold. It sucks. I don’t like it. I’m also pretty sure that nearly everyone is way cooler than me because goblinbox.com is gonna be nine in two weeks and I still don’t have a book deal. That is all.
In which it’s that time of year again! About every year, Windows gets reinstalled on my personal computer. This is not because I enjoy reinstalling Windows, oh no. It’s because it shits the bed about every twelve months and has to be reinstalled. My darling Eee PC 900HA (my baby, my littlest, my daily driver) […]
In which I share a brief list of my recent activities. Sunday night I set my alarm for 8 o’clock because I believe that I need to start getting my sleep cycle back to normal grown-up hours. Monday I got up at 8:30, which is much better than 2 o’clock, and drank a very large […]
In which I am the embodiment of laziness. Okay, so I totally need to upgrade to the latest version of WordPress (like two weeks ago) but I’m TOO LAZY TO GET IT ACCOMPLISHED, which is ineffably lame since I have nothing but time, time, time. This is what I’ve accomplished this week: 1. I let […]
In which I go on about my ex-husband and how batshit crazy I am. As y’all know, sometimes I troll my own archives. Today I found this post from May of 2007: I don’t know what you did last night, but I went to my divorce party. Wow. I sure was nice about The Ex […]
In which I recap yesterday’s interview at the co-op. Usually when I walk out of an interview, especially a third interview, I know if I’m going to get the job or not. This time I have no idea. I got a business very-casual vibe the first time I interviewed for this job, plus I’m a […]
In which I share with you some of my prized possessions. Part Three: The Apple coaster This is a coaster I cut out of a mouse pad: I worked for a company called Telegroup in Iowa a long time ago. It was an Apple shop, and I ended up with this old school Apple mousepad […]
In which week 5 of my unemployment marks the beginning of the ass kicking. It’s 4:33 on Friday. It’s been a week since the killer interview, and I haven’t heard anything back. This probably means that they’re not going to hire me. In order to (legally) receive UI benefits, I must apply for three jobs […]
