Back in the day, people often got to this site by accident – they’d use MSN Search and type in things like “I caught my wife fucking my horse,” and they’d somehow end up here. I loved those days. Those days utterly cracked me up. But now when I check my hit counter software, not […]

I really want to post something amusing and clever, but I don’t think it’s gonna happen. I’m just not feeling it. Shoes I never put my shoes on yesterday. I left the house in my slippers and carried my shoes to the car, where they remained until I got home. Shoes, I believe, are highly […]

In which I complain and talk geeky. I’m so fucking tired! I even slept in, and got to work half an hour late. Yesterday I did a bunch of cool geeky stuff to my site. I surfed the WP Codex and then made custom 404 pages; added an archive to the blog and removed some […]

If you’re my beloved blonde bartender at the Dead Cock, this is not aimed at you. It’s to those boys. And that Dew Drop chick. Dear Bartender, Your hands are not clean. You handle dirty beer bottles, cash, that nasty popcorn, and other unsavory items. Please do not put your fingers on the business end […]

DST ends Sunday at 2:00. Don’t forget to adjust your clocks. Oh, by the way: I fucking hate DST. Every year, twice a year, I spam my various reps with long missives about how DST was allegedly begun for farmers and is no longer needed ’cause them tractors got LIGHTS ON ‘EM these days, PLUS […]

In which you’re amazed. This is how much of a dork I really am: I actually own a hampsterdance.com coffee mug. ——–

In which I eat like there’s no tomorrow. Since the weather has turned, all I want to do is eat. I had full-on greasy breakfast both Saturday and Sunday last weekend, and I never do that. (Hash browns! Scrambled eggs with melted cheese! Veggie sausage! Toast with real butter! OMG!) Saturday I ate pasta (alfredo […]

OMGOMGOMG! It’s here! My new iPod! I’m so geeked out. I’d thought about not keeping it, but of courseI’m going to. It’s new, it’s shiny, and best of all – it’s here in my hot little hands. The other one, the 6th gen, the one I should have purchased, well, it’s not here. See what […]

For no reason whatsoever. Buz and Shiva One orange cat, yawning, and one yellow dog, curled up, on an old blanket in the corner of the livingroom.

In which we do all kinds of redneck stuff. Late this morning we went out and towed my dad‘s RV out of the ditch where he’d gotten it stuck on his arrival Friday night. It was pretty exciting, really – his rig is huge and the road was about three inches deep in nasty, sticky, […]