In which two consecutive nights in the bar are probably more than adequate. I crashed on AmmZon’s couch last night. She says she’s staying home tonight and watching TV. I think that’s where I’ll be too: on AmmZon’s couch watching TV and not out getting hammered. I’ve been drunk two nights in a row, and […]

In which I’m in school and remembering school. I’m taking a basic adjusting class this week. During yesterday’s class, I learned a single thing: the definition of the word subrogation. You may feel that learning a single word should take far less than six hours… I know I certainly do. *bangs head on desk* In […]

In which two people I haven’t seen in at least five years are going to drop by. Six years ago, my grandfather was dying in the hospital. My mom called and said I needed to go out to Walla Walla and see him one last time. She offered to fly my boyfriend out, too. So […]

In which I can’t believe it’s still for sale. You might be interested in knowing that COCKONTAP.COM is still available. Have at it! *rofl*

In which I observe something. Last night, I watched The Producers. It was a laff-riot. Two characters signed something during the course of the action, and so I discovered that both Will Ferrell and Matthew Broderic are left-handed. That is all.

In which I lament the lack of good content here on the ‘box. All I ever do anymore is bitch. Gone are my scathingly funny posts about the quirks of life in rural BFE and my amusing observations about my favorite subject, me. Remember when I used to post about tanning (“If you’re gonna be […]

In which I don’t know who it is! Some sweet soul used Paypal to send me a few bucks, but I don’t know who it is. I mean, the notification has a name, of course, but it’s a real name, and apparently I only know his online name! Ack! Thank you, PF! Oh, and my […]

In which some things are just a plain ol’ Pain. In. The. ASS. Yesterday I called Iowa Workforce Development’s convenient toll-free number to file my second weekly unemployment claim. When I was done pressing 1 for yes and 9 for no, I checked on the status of my benefits payment. And the automated system politely […]

In which there’s breakfast. Bread tried to wake me up at the asscrack of dawn today, because he’s a morning person. *shudder* I ignored him and slept ’til 11:30 like any self-respecting and hung-over night person. When I got up, he and BoSe had gone to Kroeger’s and Bread was cooking. I had a cup […]

In which I suddenly take off. Bread called yesterday, said, “SF’s driving out this weekend. You could catch a ride with him if you wanted.” So I did. I parked the jeep in front of BoSe’s house at ten this morning, collected his wireless router, jumped in SF’s Mercedes, and we sped on over to […]