In which my outfit leaves a little to be desired. Earlier, Truck walked into the kitchen, looked me up and down, and said, “Are you wearing a kimono… and a hat?” “Yes. Yes, I am. What about it?” “Nothing. Just asking.” I have a black silk kimono. A guy in my band brought it back […]
In which you please stand by. If you’ve dropped by today and the ‘box was down, that’s because our provider is experiencing power problems. Should be resolved shortly.
In which there’s a brief update. So I got a gig doing a little routine maintenance on Bear Mountain Essentials; hopefully I’ll have the strength to invoice rather than ask for this in trade. (Is that not the yummiest hippie-chick skirt ever?!) I’ve also left two voicemails today for jobs I found in various papers. […]
In which I have not much to say, but, because I’m first-born and self-important, I’ll say it anyway. Today I saw my sweet girl V. I went to her house up the block and she gave me milk, because the milk in our house had gone sour. (Which means someone drank out of the container, […]
In which I basically just write another list. Truck says to expect Jeremiah¹ in the house on Thursday! It’ll be cool to see him; I love that fucker. He might even need to be picked up from the airport. (Me! Pick me! I’m totally good adequate at that!) (Well, except when I quit paying attention […]
In which there’s a short unrelated list of items. 1. I’m happy that I now have not just str8 folk and gay men but at least 3 actual lesbians reading my blog. I’m so awesome. 2. In doing some soul searching I’ve discovered something: I don’t really want a job. I’m looking for one, and […]
In which I’m asked a personal question. There’s this guy I know. Not really well, but we worked at the ISP together. I don’t have his number in my cell phone or anything, but we’ll chat if we run into each other. An acquaintance. Anyway, last night at the Dead Cock (where I was drinking […]
In which I go out. Late. Gorgeous was doing a white trash costume and needed a string bikini top to wear under her tube top, so yesterday around dusk I drove over to her place in my pajamas to loan her mine. Her costume was terrifying. She had a mullet wig on, a tube top, […]
In which this is the best spelling error ever. Ever ever ever! From a random eBay listing Truck had been perusing: “I prefer Echeck. (Paypal only charge a flat $5.00 fee on Echeck) Postal money order, Bank wire transfer are all accepectabal.” Now, there are so many errors in grammar and punctuation here it’s all […]
In which I get an offer! My brake light went on a couple of days ago. (Big, bright, RED light, right there on the dashboard: BRAKE.) After the light came on, the brakes seemed squishy, but I don’t know if the symptom was psychosomatic or not. (And if it was, I don’t know if I […]
