In which I recall a story that didn’t happen to me. Someone once told me — my aunt, I believe — that while she was in Australia for a Toastmasters conference, she’d asked a waiter for a napkin. He’d gotten all flustered and awkward, and finally called the hostess over to the table to assist […]
In which I take a quiz I found at Jake’s blog. +-+-+-+-+ Klein Sexual Orientation Grid I scored an average of 2.38 0 1 2 3 4 5 6 Heterosexual Bisexual Homosexual Meaning This result can also be related to the Kinsey Scale: 0 = exclusively heterosexual1 = predominantly heterosexual, incidentally homosexual2 = predominantly heterosexual, […]
In which I gamble a little. Friday night I rode with Apple up to Riverside for Gorgeous’ going away party. (She’s moving to Hawaii. I hate her. Let’s not discuss it.) Riverside, it turns out, is a whole entire casino with a decent hotel attached, and it’s less than an hour away. Gorgeous got a […]
In which I see seven AM for the first time in awhile. Snow asked me to take him to the airport this morning. He had a flight departing at 6:10 AM, and we were supposed to leave his house — which is a block away — at 3:45 this morning. I set my phone alarm, […]
In which something wonderful happens for no apparent reason! AmmZon ordered herself two pairs of high heels off the Internet. They arrived yesterday in a strangely large box… along with a pair of Uggs that did not appear on the packing list nor on the invoice. The Uggs were too small for AmmZon, so she […]
In which Dykewife tagged me. The wench. “People who get tagged need to write a blog of their own 6 weird things as well as state this rule clearly. In the end, you need to choose 6 people to be tagged and list their names. Don’t forget to leave a comment that says ‘you are […]
In which you get a glimpse into my home life. I just had the following conversation with my roommate and longtime friend, Truck: Me: Did you hear that? Is someone here? Truck: I think it’s the neighbors. Or maybe it’s Floyd [AmmZon’s pop] and he wants us to let him watch porn. Me: I just […]
In which I take myself out on a date. Tonight I took myself out for Mexican food, then I went to see Casino Royale, and then I bought myself two drinks at the Dead Cock. Then I came home. I was such a wonderfully kick-ass date that I’ll probably put out for myself later. I […]
In which there’s another weekend of workin’ all night and sleepin’ all day. (Working. Hah.) I had another one of ‘those’ weekends, meaning I hit after-hours parties both Friday and Saturday nights and slept all day both days. You’d think I was 22, the way I’m acting on weekends! I hung out with Raybo, Gorgeous […]
In which there’s a rambling, unstructured update. AmmZon and Truck dragged me to Iowa City last Friday. We ate, saw JB, shopped, and came home. I brought my knitting along and got a couple of inches done on my sweater while sitting in George’s. (And the fabric store. And the car. And the other store. […]
