In which there’s so much going on that it’s totally like there ain’t nothin’ goin’ on. Know what I mean? I’d like to write something brilliant and witty today. But I’m not going to, because I’m currently one of those useless, in-a-new-relationship, cheesy, goofy, drippy, self-absorbed peeps who can’t think about anything other than her […]
In which I shamelessly dork out on y’all. The new-boyfriend vocabulary is growing; I’m gonna need a jargon file just so I can read it occasionally and smirk. None of it means nothing to anyone else, of course, but phrases like “Fuck you, get the fuck off me” and “You gotta understand; I live in […]
In which it’s totally off the hook and I’ve been walking around grinning like a lobotomy recipient. I haven’t posted for five days ’cause I’ve been busy. *waggles eyebrows* Yes: busy. In the Biblical sense of the word, if you catch my drift. There has been sleep deprivation, giggling, endless (good) conversation, strange continuities (owner’s […]
In which I use Google as a spell-checker. There are several words I have never bothered to learn to spell. When I want to use them, I type them into Google and then when it says, “Did you mean: amenable?” I copy the correct spelling and paste it into my email/blog post/trouble ticket.
