In which it’s the Super Bowl. Let it be known that three o’clock this Sunday was the first time I’ve seen rainbows in my living room in 2023. Window prisms are the best! I made my TV re-scan for channels, but we don’t get Fox in this house so I guess I’m not watching the […]
In which there’s a soup tureen. I keep my garlic in an old-ass soup tureen my aunt shipped us, along with a teapot, teacups, and some antique lace, when we lived in Minneapolis. It’s a great garlic keeper because it’s dark inside, but it doesn’t match my kitchen (it’s green) and takes up a bunch […]
In which there is no thematic element, just a random, sloppy post. Somebody finally moved into our old house across the street! Naturally this means I’m sitting on my couch, right in front of the plate glass window, with the drapes wide open, watching him wash his car, in completely blatant “nosy old white lady” […]
In which there are bugs! There was, again, an earwig in the sink this morning. I fished it out and dropped it into the compost bucket on the counter, which is what I (nearly) always do with random earwigs. I say nearly. I keep a small bowl of flour on my counter at all times. […]
In which it’s good. There’s a comedy sketch show called Aunty Donna’s Big Ol’ House of Fun and it’s utterly fucking brilliant and totally the descendant of Monty Python, Young Ones, and Fry & Laurie, and you should watch it. That is all.
In which I’ve been considering the size of Oregon lately. I have recently learned that Oregon is about the size of the United Kingdom. The entire United Kingdom, which is, like, three countries. Oregon’s actually got a few square miles more space than that. What the hell. How are all those people and towns and […]
In which I guess I haven’t posted for two months?! What the hell, man. How is anybody this lazy? Twitter permabanned me. No idea why. I replied to some Stonekettle tweet or another with “lol don’t hold your breath” and Twitter permanently suspended my account. (Probably got mass reported by some asshat enraged that Stonekettle […]
in which there’s a post completely free of theme or structure THE BOYS, a television show on amazon so these dummies saw homelander literally nursing (as in drinking actual breast milk) in season 1 and thought, ‘yeah, this is a powerful man, power is being able to do whatever you want, this guy is the […]
dudes i’m gonna put sage green sheer curtains in a bedroom with mint green walls and i will not be taking any questions but if you have any opinions about holdbacks i’d like to hear them
