—–Original Message—–
From: Personnel Dept.
Sent: Monday, August 01, 2005 1:54 PM
To: Staff
Subject: New Employee

Dear LISCO Buddies:

Please join me in welcoming our newest employee – Bonny Lass. Bonny will be working with Mr. Man on tariffs etc.

Her phone number is 1234. Attached is a revised phone list, incorporating all the recent changes.

—–Original Message—–
From: Mushlette
Sent: Tuesday, August 02, 2005 9:17 AM
To: Bucket
Subject: FW: New Employee

Yours is so much better. (Your phone list, that is.)

—–Original Message—–
From: Bucket
Sent: Tuesday, August 02, 2005 10:02 AM
To: Mushlette
Subject: RE: New Employee

My phone list brings all the girls to the yard, and they’re like “It’s better than yours”. Damn right, it’s better than yours. I could teach you, but I’d have to charge.
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