In which I totally don’t even work for Facebook, but you’d never know it by listening in on my calls.
Me: …this is Michelle, how may I help you?
Caller: Is there something wrong with your network in Idaho?
Me: No sir, there are no current known service outages. What symptoms are you experiencing?
Caller: I keep getting blank pages in Facebook.
Me: The problem is specific to Facebook?!
Caller: It’s just not working right.
Me: You’re able to view other web pages, and send and receive email though, right?
Caller: Oh, yeah, everything else works just fine. It’s just this Facebook application called FarmVille that —
Me: –Facebook has been having problems for days. They were all the way down yesterday for awhile. Also, when you attempt to login to FarmVille, you’ll see a notification inviting you to play at farmville.com if you’re having problems playing through Facebook! This has nothing to do with our network!
Caller: Really? No kidding. That’s, like, wow. You’ve been really helpful!
Me: Oh, my pleasure. For real. Have a great evening.
Teh tech support, it rulez.
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Wow… who woulda thought that playing FarmVille would actually come in handy!
Story of my life. -m
Shitdamnfuckpiss. Sorry to hear all this Mush. Is a cross-country move in your future? If you can make it there, you can make it anywhere!
I’m Mary Tyler Moore! -m
Sorry to hear about you losing your job and your bookmarks. So glad you got your bookmarks back though! What;s White Trash Veggie Breakfast by the way?
Merry Christmas to you!
Vegetarian White Trash Breakfast from Hell = veggie sausage on white bread with American cheese and a pre-formed hash brown patty. It’s basically vegetarian homemade McDonald’s. It’s DELISH! -m