I love my new cell phone. It’s sleek and small and cute. It has a color screen. It’s new.

But the picture messaging leaves a hella lot to be desired. Allow me to bitch:

1. Why install a flash that sucks so bad? Why not just NOT install it?

2. Why can’t I send pictures to email addresses?

3. Why does US Cellular’s online image center look so cute and suck so much?

One has to send an image to ‘4444,’ so that it can be added to the online image center, and THEN send it to an email address.

When the image finally arrives, it’s half the resolution it was when the phone snapped it.

WTF?