In which I’m the proud owner of a shiny new airline ticket.

First of all, to all you “online marketers with a passion for blogging” fucktards: fuck the hell off. Stop linking to me. I hate you. Srsly.

Second of all, to everyone else: it’s official! I’ve bought a ticket to Vegas! I’ll be there from September 28th through October 3rd. YOU SHOULD BE THERE TOO. Srsly! Come celebrate my birthday with me! IN VEGAS!

Third of all, come see me play this weekend: at Sapolil’s tasting room on Friday night, or at the Onion Festival on Saturday! Srsly. Two days! You pick! * ** ***

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* If I had any deep thoughts I’d share them with you, but sadly I’m vacuous and silly and enjoy from the very root of my being both “srsly” and the over-use of exclamation points in written prose.
** Also, today at work there was a dial-up outage in Washington state that caused me to have to say the exact same thing over and over to many, many callers, and such a situation always reduces my general intelligence.
*** Finally, I had a mango after lunch. I know that seems unrelated, but my teeth are very close together and when I get stuff stuck between them it itches and I don’t like it and I no longer have floss in my desk so I had to do call center work for HOURS with itchy teeth. Srsly. !!!