In which there’s really nothing worth reporting and you shouldn’t even be reading this because you’re far too cool a person to waste time on an entry like this.

Friday evening I went over to hang out with Raybo and Tsunami, but after visiting with them for only a bit The Curse arrived, and I had to run home before I bled on any of their innocent furniture. In bed by eleven thirty on a Friday!

The rest of the weekend involved finishing a book, starting another, and doing two loads of laundry. I did not do anything more exciting than eat two chocolate candy bars and sleep a lot.

Monday, I thought uncharitable thoughts about my uterus. Uncharitable because it’s really not my uterus’s fault; it’s the glands that produce – or don’t produce – various hormones in unreliable quantities that are causing my uterus to behave the way it does. It’s just following orders.

Yeah, following orders like those Nuremburg dudes.

Today at work, I edited 119 invoices individually before sending them out because the accounting software used by my employer is, to coin a phrase, totally stupid omgwtfbbq!!1!1!!.

However, I did meet a cute girl (with dimples!) today who offered to take me for a ride on the back of her motorcycle sometime, and she’s a massage therapist. So I guess getting up this morning wasn’t a total wash. Did I mention the dimples? *swoon*

 

4 Responses to The Weekend. It Was Bland.

  1. naomi says:

    are you gonna start batting for the team and being the “new black”? 🙂

    For dimples? Anything.

    sucks about your period coming. in september or october it’ll be officially 1 year since i’ve had a period and menopause is either officially started or done…i’m never sure quite which. anyway, i don’t miss it in the least. so i’ll empathize with you and be happy for me.

    I’d like to not miss it. Here’s to the end of fertility! -m

  2. debokah says:

    I’ll drink to that!

    Hear, hear! -m

  3. Cristi says:

    I bled all over a white couch at a Christmas party two years ago. Humiliating. They were nice and told everyone I spilled red wine.

    Have fun with your massage therapist friend!

    Yeah, I bled on a white couch once. During a football game. I waited until all the men left the room during halftime, then took the entire cushion into the bathroom with me. Awful. -m

  4. m0z3z says:

    Pics or it didn’t happen…of the massage therapist, not the curse, that is!

    LOL -m