In which I’m eavesdropping on AmmZon and Jonq in the living room.
Jonq, who is a bartender and dropped by here on her way home from work, just told a driving joke. I repeat it here for your amusement:
Ninety-four percent of the population, when skidding toward a ditch, say, “Oh shit!”
But Iowans say, “Hold my beer and watch this shit!”
For VD, I went out and got drunk. At some point, I shamed myself by eating a number-ten-extra-tartar-and-an-orange-drink from McD’s. (Alcohol is baaaad, mm’kaay?)
It’s That Time Of The Month again, which means I’m moody and in pain and won’t be leaving my room for four days.
On the job front, I have a second interview here on Monday. Employment looms ever closer, bitches, ever closer! All praise the FSM, from Whom all blessings flow.
What? Damn teapot.
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The joke probably started in Wyoming, as every drinker seems to be required to drive here. Thank you for sharing the FSM theory with me, I had not been aware of it, but it seems similiar to the Cosmic Muffin theory.
OMG! Mom! You commented on my site! HOW FUCKING COOL IS THAT?!? *hug* -m
I was going to compliment you on the joke, and give you props on the FSM reference, but now I’m distracted because -if I deduce correctly- your mom just commented. My mom has never commented on my site. And, yes, she does have the url.
Hi, goblinboxmom.
(Do I have to stop making “your mom” jokes now?)
No, keep making Your Mom jokes, she LOVES that shit! -m
Yes, thanks for the FSM reference. Worshipping God as a carbohydrate actually seems somewhat appropriate in the midst of a mid west winter! 😉