In which there’s another weekend of workin’ all night and sleepin’ all day. (Working. Hah.)
I had another one of ‘those’ weekends, meaning I hit after-hours parties both Friday and Saturday nights and slept all day both days. You’d think I was 22, the way I’m acting on weekends! I hung out with Raybo, Gorgeous & Rockstar, Baby Girl & Core, EJ and more. I expected to see more expats since it was a holiday weekend, but in reality I only saw two people who were in town for Thanksgiving.
I didn’t spend a single moment working on the BME site, but intend to finish it ASAP.
In the world of knitting, I’ve learned the following: (1.) I fucking hate ribbing. Sheesh. (2.) No matter what stitch you’ve finished on, knit or purl, the yarn always comes from the right side of the work. This is important if you’re knitting in the round and put the work down and it gets turned inside out. (Yes, I put a hat in my bag and took it out and ended up working in the wrong direction and had to rip out a row. Duh.) I knit myself a black hat on Thanksgiving afternoon, and am knitting another one as a gift right now. The sweater remains unchanged since the last time I posted a picture of it.
I broke down and added Google Ads to goblinbox, but right now it appears to be stuck mainly displaying ads for sexual function due to this post. Snort! I don’t really have high hopes that the ads will generate any income — they don’t on ICK — but what the hell.
Speaking of ICK, hosting is about to expire. The guy who hosts goblinbox will let me move it to his server, but I don’t know if I care enough to move the site. I guess there’s still a month or more left; I may change my mind.
I’m certain that lots of fun and amusing things happened that I could be writing about, but I’m busy multitasking — read: “sending resumes in another tab” — and I can’t think of any of them. Why don’t you amuse me and tell me a joke or something?
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Q: Do Catholic priests masturbate?
A: Yes. Religiously.
not very funny. but I made it up.
Yay me!
YAY!
YAY YOU! -m
Hm. did I spell “religiously” correctly? Suddenly. Not. So. Sure.
Next time you wonder perhaps you could maybe Look. It. Up. *smooch* -m
Looking it up is *so* last year. You. Do. It. For. Me.
I. Am. Too. Lazy! -m
A blonde woman is driving down the road. She notices that she’s low on gas, so she stops at a gas station. While she’s pumping her gas, she notices that she locked the keys in the car. So when she goes inside to pay, she asks the attendant for a hanger so that she can attempt to open the door herself.
She returns outside and begins to jimmy the lock. Ten minutes later, the attendant comes out to see how the blonde is faring.
Outside the car, the blonde is moving the hanger around and around while the blonde inside the car is saying, “A little more to the left…a little more to the right!…”
Oh no, not TWO blondes! -m
Heh heh… I love dumb blonde jokes. And this isn’t one:
A married couple had a huge fight and were giving each other to the Silent Treatment. The man is getting ready for bed and realizes he has an early flight the next day for business. Not wanting to speak to his wife (and LOSE), he leaves a note on her bedstand saying “Wake me at 5:00; early flight for business.”
The next morning he wakes up, rolls over, and realizes it’s 9:00. He’s missed his flight. Furious, he gets out of bed to find his wife and speak his mind. But he sees a note on his bedstand. It says “It’s 5:00. Wake up, dumbass.”
HAH! -m
Umm, when you finally work on that web site, check out the grammar mistake…
“If you’re pop blocker warns you about some of our content on our website, we assure you that you can safely allow content to pass through on your computer. We wouldn’t do anything to harm our customers or browsers of our website.”
Glaring, isn’t it? This the site you’ve put together mUsh? Or are you supposed to fix it?
Fix it. And holy shit, are YOU telling ME about spelling and grammatical errors? *bwahahahahaha!* -m
A baby seal goes into a bar.
The bartender asks, “What can I get you?”
The seal says, “Anything but a Canadian Club.”
Well… funny??? how about wednesday sara’s car not starting and needing towed to blackwells, followed by my caddy with a broken axle 2 hours later, a trip to the ER for sara with an allergic reaction..Oh and the hubby is laid off.
RE ICK… I love it, but with hubby laid off, no money to help out babe. But, ask yourself, is it anyone other than you and me at this point?
That’s not funny. Sorry about the lay off, OMFG what a pain in the ass and at Xmas time too! And as for ICK, well, yeah. People sign up but they post their knitting content on their own blogs, so it’s really not that cool. -m
Yarn. You’re selling yarn. 😉
I am NOW. -m
A sandwich walks into a bar. The bartender says “We don’t serve food here.”
A man walks into a bar with a pair of jumper cables wrapped around his neck. The bartender says “Hey – you trying to start something?”
A grasshopper hops into a bar. The bartender says “You know, we have a drink named after you!”
The grasshopper says “You have a drink named Clyde?”
A neutron spins into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender says “For you – no charge.”
A guy walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt and says “One for me and one for the road.”
I think everyone agrees that is more than enough.
LOL! No! More! More more more! -m
Yeah, I thought you would find that funny…at least has funny as the lame jokes.
*Bwahahahahaha!* -m
A dyslexic man walks into a bra.
Nah, he says he’s dyslexic, but mostly he’s just a man. *hehe* -m
how long does it take to microwave a baby?
…
i don’t know i was too busy masturbating.
OMFGWTFBBQ?!??!!!!*&**(%$!!! -m
A guy walks into a drugstore and asks the pharmacist if he sells extra large condoms.
He replies, “Yes we do. Would you like to buy some?”
He responds, “No, but do you mind if I wait around here until someone does?”
Hah! I’ve found myself a new hobby! -m
A guy is buying a box of condoms and the pharmacist says “That’s $5 plus tax.”
The customer is mortified and says “Tacks?!? Don’t they stay on by themselves??”
Ouch! -m