In which I wish I’d paid more attention getting dressed this morning.
In a recent visit to the restroom, I discovered a 2″ tear in the seam of the ass of the pants I’m wearing! The pants are brown, and luckily I’m wearing dark undies (instead of the orange ones I almost wore). But still. Where’s a damn safety pin when you need one?
In other news, I have a dental appointment tomorrow afternoon at two o’clock. I love having clean teeth!
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masking tape. or duct tape, if you can’t find the masking tape. so much quicker than needles & thread. 😉
So do you, like, go into the bathroom and regularly scrutinize your ass or something?
No, but I do sit down to pee, so I noticed there was a hole in my pants. Silly. -m
you pee through your pants? that is so unsanitary and messy. it’s probably a good thing the hole was in your pants.
*groan* -m
clean teeth=good. dentists=auuuuuuuuuuuuugh! run away!
if i could get cleaned teeth without having to go to a dentist’s office, i’d do it in a trice.
oh, and if you use tape on your pants, make sure it’s not near anything, um, delicate and liable to pull. that is unless you want a brazilian waxing ala red green.
Doesn’t everyone check her ass out in the mirror whenever she goes in the bathroom?
Or was that just me?
Was that out loud?
Bad news about the rip in the pants… good for you and the dentist. I hate hate hate going! Like the feeling after though. Weird.
Cheers,
Scott
I think I’ll give my modern day dentist an extra big smile when I see him next…
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It took me a while to stop fearing the dentist, but these days I love my semiannual visits.
Okay, Mush–two days. TWO DAYS…. don’t you know you are my New York Times, my Observer, my Salon.com? We need updates….. Hope all is well!
Gosh, you sure know how to flatter a girl! *smooch* -m
I’m a guy, and I check my ass every morning before I leave.
You’ve got to make sure that what you’re wearing gives you the maximum amount of flatterage back there.
Hehe… “flatterage.” -m