Which I totally would with wikipedia, if only it had the necessary parts.

From http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fuck:

The first short story to include fuck in its title was probably Kurt Vonnegut’s “The Big Space Fuck”, originally published in 1972. Exhibiting Vonnegut’s characteristic blend of pessimism and humor, this story tells of a polluted and overpopulated Earth. On midnight, 4 July 1989, the United States fires the Arthur C. Clarke, a missile whose warhead contains eight hundred pounds of freeze-dried semen, at the Andromeda Galaxy. This story, which contains many allusions to earlier Vonnegut works (such as character names and the “chrono-synclastic infundibula”), was written as a personal favor to Harlan Ellison. First published in Ellison’s anthology Again, Dangerous Visions, it is reprinted in Palm Sunday.

This won’t amuse you at all if you’re not a science fiction buff, really, but I don’t know if any other paragraph I’ve ever read has ever made me so happy. (If you’re not into sci-fi: trust me, it’s funny as hell. The whole thing.)

Written as a personal favor to Harlan!??!??!!

In other news, I saw AmmZon at the gas station next door. She’ll be working tonight. I believe I’m gonna stop in for a bloody mary before I go home after work. Bitch makes a superb bloody! To quote Truck on the subject of her drink mixing prowess: “She’s come so far.”