Remember that tree that fell on one of Brett’s trucks during a recent storm?

Well, now it’s bark dust. The branches, anyway. The trunk is now firewood.

Brett rented a chipper from 1-Stop yesterday, and I helped him shove enough wood through it to fill the entire back of his full-sized pickup’s bed.

That is ONE. SCARY. MACHINE. Talk about a nice way to get rid of the evidence! I mean, if you were stupid enough to get your hand caught in the thing, it would suck your entire arm though in nanoseconds, and it would be gone. Just gone. You could totally kill people and grind ’em up in that thing, no problem.

I’m not afraid of rodents nor of spiders, but that chipper scared the hell out of me. Good God.

Yet, it does make really nice bark dust.