In which we take a look at the ‘box’s stats!
The top search strings for July 2007 have been:
hall and oates
copy pod
foot fungus
wisbar themes
my little pony porn
ttc blinkies
wisbar advance skins
jock itch
heart virus
polaroid 103
ipod
hex calculator
ppc skins
A porn server named bang-real.com sent me traffic: [Referrers]
677 hits were from networks reporting themselves as “old-style ARPAnet,” which is totally so cute.
I have no idea what’s going on with the Internet half the time. What’s up with these blown porn sites and all the referrer traffic? How can the world possibly need 1418 agents combing my site? Why on earth are people doing searches for “my little pony porn”? (I thought I’d made the term up. Seriously!) And why did my eyeOS directory get 1534 hits?
The Intarwebz: oh how she baffles me.
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This makes me MUCH more interested in your blog now!
Dont hate me for saying the truth.
I don’t. I hate you because you’re beautiful. 😉 -m
Well, I am in part responsible for eyeOS. It’s got sonic the hedgehog(Go sega!) in the apps that I get bored and play at work on the slow nights.
Glad to hear that! -m
I think ‘my little pony porn’ is marginally less scary than ‘foot fungus’, though.
*chuckle* -m
Shouldn’t it be ‘My Little Pony; porn’ because if not, that is a whole different thing. And liberal as I am, just a tad bit weird.
My point ‘zactly. -m
For those readers that are not so bright, as written, it’s porn about and with little ponies. EeeUU. But yes, both types of porn are icky.
(Hey Mush, your site is broken, the text in the comment box keeps going beyond the box, making it hard to see what I’ve typed unless I do a CR at the edge of the box. Never had to do that before. Also, the damn thing does a screen refresh 2 or 3 times after I have opened comments, resetting to the top of the page. Very annoying.)
Ewh! Okay, I need browser, version, and monitor resolution off the machine that’s giving you the problems because I can’t duplicate what you describe in IE, Opera, or Firefox on Windows XP or 2k from 800×600 through 1280×768 res. A screenshot would help, too, because I kinda don’t know what you’re describing with the text box thing. I’m assuming some non-compliant bitch of a browser is having problems with my CSS. Or you just need to reboot. 😉 -m
Yeah dad. duh.
Hey – what dates are you out here? Todd Rundgren is playing on Sept. 19th.
Todd is Godd! I love Todd! My planned itinerary – I’m just about to book my flight – was to arrive PDX on Sept. 13th and depart the 18th. That’s four days off of work, making no money. If I thought I could afford it, I’d stay another night and depart the 20th, but I’d have to feed myself and buy a Todd ticket, not to mention I’d miss two more days of work. Damn, I’d love to see Todd but I just don’t think there’s any way I can afford it! Agony! But then again, life’s pretty short and one should see Todd at nearly any cost… Gah! 🙁 -m
I wrote those comments on a machine with 800 X 600 resolution running WinXP pro and using Firefox. It annoyed me that the text would not wrap around in the ‘comment’ box, it would continue on past the box into and under the text to the right of the box. It’s OK on my home computer.
I learned to press ‘enter’ when it got to the edge of the box so there is a workaround.
The repaging also occurred on that machine. It seemed to be keyed by the worm (those tabs that stay with you when you page down) on the left side of the screen wanting to go to their start position.
Ah. The side tabs are coded in two ways: a static version for non-javascript browsers, and a floating javascript version. Your browser is having trouble performing the script. Update java. -m
I’ll feed you for the extra day – my boyfriend is a good cook!
Oh yeah – I can hook you up with a free massage too!
Jesus, Mush. You’re the bread ‘n butter of my day. Where the hell are you? In a tent? No internet access out there in the back yard? Lordy woman… you’re almost as bad as me about updating. Well, here’s hoping you’ll be able to walk to a computer soon.
Naw, nothing that interesting. Just couldn’t get the laptop when I wanted it, and didn’t want it when it was available. *smooch* -m
Hey.
I finally fulfilled your “tag” over at Squirrelville.
Thanks.
*squeeze*
YAY! -m
fresh content, my ass.
Hey! Twitter and Flickr get updated! 😉 -m
Hey, Ron Paul is speaking on the square this evening (8pm?). I’m so there. Come get a high octane injection of pure Constitutional Libertarianism. It’s good for what ails us.
You go ‘head. I’ll stay home and eat bread & butter pickles. -m