In which I miss the loss of unlimited naptime, but otherwise feel pretty damn positive. Bonus: includes the return of nested parentheses!

Overheard at work today: “Yeah, I understand that. I just don’t understand how a buffer overflow translates to root access.”

(Rampant nerd-speak! I love my job!)

I spent about eleventy hours this weekend trolling through the Encyclopedia Dramatica, which is both an Internet cultural history wiki and the home of some of the foulest, rudest, and funniest crap ever written, ever ever EVAR.

The ED roundly bags on everyone (including, but not limited to: 16-year-old girls, women in general and your mom in particular, fucktards, fags, niggers, Jews, emo kids, and even you) and after that it just gets worse. Literally no one can read it without becoming offended. It’s raunchy, liberally decorated with filthy pictures, pretty much NSFW, and completely fucking hysterical. I laughed my ass off. (But do beware the ED, gentle readers, because you will get goatsed if you surf around in there. (And I’m not just talkin’ the original hello.jpg either; it’s empty 40’s in the arse these days. YHBW.))

I saw Alex today!

In other news, I still hate DST because it’s fucking stupid and I hate it.