In which Katanas are cooler than Razrs, neener neener neener!

My brother, who rocks, sent me a cell phone for my last birthday. It was a pink Katana and I love the holy living shit out of it. Well, now he’s gone and gotten himself one too, and he sent me an email so loaded with phone geekery that, for your edification, I reprint it here:

“I just got me a blue Katana. Wow this phone is badass. I only got to play with yours for like 20 minutes, so I didn’t get to check out how bad it was. You are the luckiest sister ever.

“There are some pretty badass FREE apps you can get… go to wap.getjar.com on your phone’s browser, select ‘browse software by platform’, select ‘java’ then select any of the phones that have 240X320 next to them.

“You should definitely get “Opera Mini”. It lets you browse real websites on your phone!! You can even look at the ‘box, I’m reading tiny little Rants right now!! (So is dad the only one who uses it?)

“Also, you should look into an app called “Reporo”, I guess it lets you text message and IM for free, with like MSN, AOL, Google, and Yahoo… I haven’t done it yet but it looks cool. I’m thinking that the free texting would be an alright deal for you.

“I can’t stand how fucking cool this phone is… I kinda wanted the black one for the knight rider effect but the blue one had my name all over it. All my friends are jealous and I’m soooo glad I didn’t get the stupid Razr.”

So there you have it, straight from my little brother: Razr = stupid. So sorry, Razr people.

The Opera Mini browser totally fucking rocks. Go get it!

In other news, here’s a song I sang at the holiday benefit last month. It’s a little wobbly at first, but it tightens up.