In which I take a quiz I found at Jake’s blog.
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Klein Sexual Orientation Grid
I scored an average of 2.38
| 0 | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 |
| Heterosexual | Bisexual | Homosexual |
Meaning
This result can also be related to the Kinsey Scale:
0 = exclusively heterosexual
1 = predominantly heterosexual, incidentally homosexual
2 = predominantly heterosexual, but more
than incidentally homosexual
3 = equally heterosexual and homosexual
4 = predominantly homosexual, but more than incidentally
heterosexual
5 = predominantly homosexual, incidentally heterosexual
6 = exclusively homosexual
Summary
The idea of this excercise is to understand exactly how dynamic a person’s sexual orientation can be, as well as how fluid it can be over a person’s lifespan. While a person’s number of actual homo/heterosexual encounters may be easy to categorize, their actual orientation may be completely different. Simple labels like “homosexual”, “heterosexual”, and “bisexual” need not be the only three options available to us.
Take the quiz
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Now that we all know I’m more than incidentally homosexual (I love that verbiage!), I’m going to Taco Bell for a bean burrito. Then I’m going to bathe. Later, I’m going to get Snow from the airport. Oh, the fascinating life I lead!
Update: Not only does Taco Bell no longer offer onions, they also don’t offer napkins. What’s up with that? Plus, I miss the old-style hot sauce packets. Remember those little tubs they used to have? They were so much better than today’s dorky little impossible-to-open jobbies.
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the problem with the quizzy thing that i have is that it doesn’t really define “past.” I mean, really, is “past” yesterday when i was like, totally, gay or is “past” 20 years ago when i was like, totally, gay but didn’t really realize it? Hm? which one is it? Hm? hm? tell me!
Also, we all knew you were a big screaming lesbian without you taking the quiz, Ms. More Than Incidentally Homosexual.
I don’t remember hot sauce tubs. Perhaps it was before my time…
Past = YESTERDAY! I dislike the word ‘lesbian.’ When I was little, I wouldn’t say the word ‘stomach’ because it sounded weird to me. I have texture issues. -m
You are MTIH at this present moment in time. Humans swish (like that word in this context) between things like that as the wind blows and their needs change or their situations with the humans around them change. You don’t like labels…remember? Well, MTIH, is just a newer label that might fit now, won’t fit in a month. (Probably.)
MTIH… hah! Swish! Hah! I don’t like labels, or is that you? đŸ˜‰ -m
Labels are convenient even while they bind.
Sorry about Taco Hell, but I never order onions so it doesn’t effect me.
I love onions. And potatoes. And garlic. And all sorts of things that grow underground. Yum! -m
yay! we can be “more than incidentally” together!
now, that’s HOT!
*Nudge nudge, wink wink* -m
Don’t get me wrong, I love onions in general, just never added them to my TB orders. Hell my latke recipe has onions *and* scallions! Underground food? Some of the best stuff on, er, under? earth.
đŸ™‚ -m