In which there’s a short unrelated list of items.
1. I’m happy that I now have not just str8 folk and gay men but at least 3 actual lesbians reading my blog. I’m so awesome.
2. In doing some soul searching I’ve discovered something: I don’t really want a job. I’m looking for one, and I definitely need one, but I can’t seem to get it up. I don’t want to spend 40+ hours a week doing something stupid for money. I want to get paid for doing the things I already do, like sing, drink, and socialize. Sleep. Knit. Surf. Read blogs. I think my indifference is affecting my ability to manifest a job. I have got to pull my head out of my ass.
3. My dog’s been shitting in the basement, which means I’ve been cleaning up dog shit. I don’t dig this at all.
4. I’ve been propositioned a few times in the past weeks, and although I’m flattered I don’t want to sleep with anybody. I used to be a totally easy slut, but in my old age I seem to have developed some standards. Whodathunkit. Plus I haven’t been seperated very long; I don’t want to be gauche. Plus it’s not like I’m in any condition to actually see anyone. Please. I’m a total piece of shit right now. And sex for it’s own sake isn’t sounding all that appealing to me.
5. The day before yesterday, all I had to eat was a cup of coffee and a pita with hummus. Today, I’ve had nothing but water and a bean burrito. I would kill for an icy cold Coke right now, but there aren’t any left in the fridge.
In other news, I think I’m going to McDonald’s. And I just installed eyeOS again. (The last time was over a year ago.) It’s got actual apps now, and is acting more and more like a web-based desktop than ever before. Screw keeping my content on a local machine; I’ll just keep it all up on the web from NOW ON.
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I’m sure that the lesbians would buy you all the coca-cola that you want… 😉
Why are you leaving the blogiverse? Will you still come visit me?! WHO WILL POST PICS OF HOT SHIRTLESS INDIAN MOVIE STARS FOR ME!? -m
Ever think about blogging as a career? Others have done it, you can too! Get paid to critique things. What could be better?
Who does this? I mean, even Dooce gets not much money running ads off of her site, and she gets a bajillian cotrillian hits a day. -m
1 – glad to help up your cred
2 – Right there with ya sister
3 – Luv ya, but not helping ya with that. Hell TGF cleans the dog run, I never touch it
4 – I *know* standards. Whoa, when did that happen?
5 – Sorry about the Coke. I think TGF just finished the last one.
one3y3 – I’d like that job too, think there’s more than one opening?
And I *need* cred, girl. 😉
Thanks!
Lucky you!
No idea. Freakin’ me out.
Ooof! *grr* -m
Maybe you should move to Oakland:
http://blog.pandora.com/jobs/
Yeah, except it’s in California and I hate California. (Plus I’m not actually, technically qualified for any of those jobs. Here, yes, ’cause the market’s tight, but not in Cali. There’d be people with degrees and shit all up in there.) -m
i’m a lesbian and i’ve been reading your blog for quite a long time now. you’ve always rocked! i’d buy you a coke anytime 🙂 i’d even spring for a veggie burrito for you. 🙂
I know, but there was only one of you. Now there are two, which is a trend. (I’m silly, you realize this, don’t you?) 😉 -m
Yea, like 80 said. A move might make all the difference. There are companies left and right that wants someone with Linux/Unix background.
If only I wasn’t so lazy to to teach myself teehee
I know, right? -m