Satan's Ruler

by Mush on May 23, 2006 · 8 Comments · in Blurbs

In which driving along can be fun. And informative!

We drove past this sign yesterday and loved it so much we had to go back and get a picture of it.

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“Give Satan an inch and he will become a ruler.”

A ruler! Think on it!

Good thing for those roadside signs or I’d surely not know a damned thing.

After that edifying moment, we went to the Red Rock for dinner and then we went home. I crashed immediately because, yay me, my period started a week early. (I think my uterus is on strike.)

My left tonsil still hates me, but it’s getting better. It only hurts in the morning when I first wake up. Staying hydrated helps it feel better. I think I’ll be totally well any moment now.

I want to go somewhere. Chi-town. New York. Hell, I’d even go to California, even though I hate California. I want to go on vacation. Too bad I have no money and my husband doesn’t have a job. *sigh*

In other news, the rhubarb’s in and it might be time to make some rhubarb cream pie. Yum.

I’m going to get a latté. Can I get you anything while I’m up?

 
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8 Responses to Satan's Ruler

  1. Lynn says:
    May 23, 2006 at 11:05 am

    Don’t get me anything, no. I am getting fat from the new banana chocolate chip coffee cake that Starbucks just introduced. Rhubarb cream pie? That sounds amazing. I think you should get wasted with us in NYC.

    I should. I totally wanna come to NYC. Soon’s there’s money, I’m on my way. -m

  2. Brad says:
    May 23, 2006 at 1:36 pm

    Yeah, money. Whole lotta love in my house but not a lotta loot.
    Besides, where could we go for vacation that would allow our child with a can opener for a beak to come along?
    I’m afraid he is just not a candidate for bird-sitting, either.

    (Loving the subtle beige and green. Very appealing visually.)

    Thanks! -m

  3. Brad says:
    May 23, 2006 at 1:38 pm

    Wait a minute. Am I detecting a new font as well? Looks great, too!

    Thanks again! *smooch* -m

  4. Hanuman1960 says:
    May 23, 2006 at 7:07 pm

    What’s Satan going to do if you’re on the metric system? 😉

    Now that is an excellent question! -m

  5. jjd says:
    May 23, 2006 at 9:42 pm

    mmm rhubarb cream pie? Never heard of it but sounds delightful. We had a rhubarb patch and we’d either take fresh stalks and dip them in sugar or mom would make a strawberry rhubarb pie, also quite good (if not a little soupy!)

    Love rhubarb. Mmm. -m

  6. Gregg says:
    May 23, 2006 at 10:08 pm

    I don’t think I ever had the opportunity to taste a rhubarb, but they must be good to earn the privilege of occupying a cream pie. 🙂

    Are you serious? Never had rhubarb? Damn, I may have to ship you some so you can make a pie! It’s tart. -m

  7. shenry says:
    May 25, 2006 at 7:41 am

    Give Satan 12 inches and he won’t become anything… instead, he’ll simply come.

    I haven’t have rhubarb in forever.

    Satan in South Park: Bigger, Longer, and Uncut taking Saddam up the ass! Bwahahahaha! -m

  8. AmmZon says:
    May 26, 2006 at 4:04 pm

    I saw that too, I had to double take.

    I know, right?! -m