In which I’m totally flattered.

I have a friend who drops by my office once a week or so. I work at the end of the alley the post office’s drive-thru drop box inhabits, so after her job duties take her to the post office she visits me. We go out to my jeep for a break.

This afternoon as we were stepping outside she said, “Speaking of sucking dick,” (which we weren’t), “I have something to tell you. It’ll totally make your day!”

“You do? About sucking dick?”

“Yeah, honey! And it’s all about you!”

“All about me?!” I was intrigued, to say the least. After I got my icy cold can of Coca-Cola from the convenience store next door, we settled into the jeep. “Okay,” I said, hissing as opening my cold can of Coke caused it to spray sugar water all over my right boob, “tell me this dick sucking story already!”

So she related to me that a friend of hers had told her that an ex-boyfriend of mine (way ex, like, twelve years ago) had once said that I gave the best head he’d ever had in his entire life.

Girl was so right, that little bit of gossip totally made my day.

 

9 Responses to Oh yes, I am good at that

  1. Mush- congrats on the sucking award 😉 Beauty, brains, and good head … Bread is one lucking dude. -Gregg

    Why, thank you! -m

  2. naomi says:

    that is truly rewarding. keep up the good work…or down…or something. 🙂

    *laugh* -m

  3. Ally says:

    That so made me laugh :). Compliments are a wonderful thing …

    A girl does like to be appreciated. -m

  4. Woo hoo! All those years of practice have finally paid off!

    Perhaps you should give lessons 😉

    To you? Like you need it! 😉 -m

  5. Brad says:

    It really is nice to know that an ex still thinks about you after that many years.

    I suspect that when my exes think of me, they quickly give God a prayer of thanks that they’ve moved on!

    Come, now, you can’t be that bad! -m

  6. Scott says:

    Classic, still saying that after 12 years. Must have been something.

    Scott

    I like to think so. *giggle* -m

  7. fullofhype says:

    congrats!!!

    “that little bit of gossip totally made my day”

    *laff*

    It did make my day. Who doesn’t want to hear stuff like that? -m

  8. Sin says:

    Remind me to compare technique with you at some point. I’m not such a fan of the giving of the head, so I’m always happy to build on my skill set. 🙂

    Who is, really (a fan), and who isn’t (happy to learn)? -m

  9. copperred says:

    I’m with Sin, I’m not a huge fan, albeit because I think I suck at sucking. Any tips?

    There used to be a great instructive essay at sexuality.org but I can’t find it now. -m