In which there’s a full moon, Friday the 13th, and Amazon Blonde’s birthday all on the same day.
Friday night we went bowling for Amazon Blonde’s birthday.
I bowled three games (scored 111, 113, and 112) and drank a lot of cocktails. Bread bowled one game. In each of my three games I bowled a spare and two strikes in the 4th-6th frames. At least I’m consistent.
I have a hand-me-down ball that is actually a reactive ball drilled straight, so it bowls funny. I doubt I’ll ever increase my average without a new ball.
I love bowling shoes.
I hung out with lots of cool chicks.
The whole party was headed to the bar after bowling, but of course Bread didn’t want to go and so I had to go home. I was pissed and didn’t talk to him the whole drive; I can’t even count the number of events we’ve left early over the years because he didn’t want to hang out and he was driving. He’s selfish like that: must get his way, never making a little goddamned personal sacrifice for his wife.
In other news, we’re obsessed with Tang. We bought a container of it at the store and in the past 24 hours we’ve consumed like five quarts of the stuff.
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Girls! I miss girls. I need me some girls.
Tang?!? Just beacuse the astronauts drank it, doesn’t mean you should. Does it turn your pee ornage?
orange
Yeah… tang…. NASA invented that stuff.
Mush- and you call ME a nerd, you tang quaffing geek đŸ™‚
Mush- oh and by the way. That is a really cute picture of you with the girls đŸ˜‰
I love bowling shoes, too. Aren’t they pretty? and bowling and drinking at the same time is the best.
80 ~ it turns your pee into astronauts.
jay ~ NASA is so sexy.
Ggg ~ you are a nerd.
Ggg ~ I look drunk! Hehe.
Shegeki ~ bowling shoes are the height of fashion!
sweet true love – beautiful. đŸ™‚
does this mean you’ll be heading to NY again later this year?
I remember in highschool, it was the epitome of coolness to walk out of the bowling alley with the rented bowling shoes. I never got any that fit me quite right, so never actually did that.
…but they sell them at Nordstroms now. really, not quite the same.
[…] Today is AmmZon’s birthday, and we’re going bowling just like we did last year. (Well, actually, AmmZon and Truck have already left to go bowling, but I’m not dressed and it’s fuckin’ cold out and I might drop by there and have a drink when I go out to find something to eat but right now I don’t want to go at all because it’ll take my car half an hour to warm up and being cold sucks.) Happy birthday, AmmZon! RSS Trackback URL 13. January 2007 (23:06) Filed under: Social […]